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bob

posted on 21/2/05 at 06:12 PM Reply With Quote
Fat bird down the pub

Curvy Corrie Star Busts £500,000 F1 Car



Sally Lindsay made more than just an impression when she sat on a F1 racing car


Curvy Coronation Street star Sally Lindsay left race car owners with a £100,000 bill when she sat on a Formula One car – and broke it!

Actress Sally, who plays busty barmaid Shelly Unwin, was a guest of honour at a charity go-kart race.

But as she parked her bum on the half-million pound Jordan vehicle – built to withstand a 200mph crash – the carbon-fibre shell cracked open.

Ironically, her Corrie character Shelly is currently being forced to shed the pounds by her abusive onscreen lover Charlie, played by actor Bill Ward.

An onlooker at the event said red-faced Sally looked horrified and added: “Sally just sat on the car and all of a sudden there was an almighty crack.

She got up straight away but the damage was already done.

Sally looked rather sheepish - the car is worth a fortune. Its nose cone alone cost £25,000.

Some of the bosses were looking on in astonishment but they were too polite to say anything.

But once Sally had walked off they all gathered around to inspect the damage.

The car, normally driven by Heinz-Harald Frentzen, was one of the centrepieces of Sunday’s event organised by EastEnders' Shane Ritchie at Manchester's Daytona centre.

A fan said: Sally is a very well-upholstered lass but I think it was really that she sat on the car in a particularly weak place.



Made me laugh




[Edited on 21/2/05 by bob]






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flak monkey

posted on 21/2/05 at 06:23 PM Reply With Quote
doesnt seem to work...just auto redirects to aol homepage...

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stephen_gusterson

posted on 21/2/05 at 07:20 PM Reply With Quote
seems a bit convenient that as it fits the storyline. shes not even fat!


btw - the cars that go to events like that are not real race cars - they are replicas that are not fit for the track.

atb

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bigandy

posted on 21/2/05 at 07:54 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
all of a sudden there was an almighty crack.


wahey!





Dammit! Too many decisions....

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ReMan

posted on 21/2/05 at 11:05 PM Reply With Quote
If Sonita had`nt tampered with the scales she may well have been better able to make an informed judgement on wether the said bodywork was capeable of supporting her bodyweight successfully.
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Hellfire

posted on 22/2/05 at 01:03 AM Reply With Quote
Not fat - but well upholstered...

You decide... I've no idea who she is anyway too busy building....








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donut

posted on 22/2/05 at 09:58 AM Reply With Quote
Put you head between them and go wibble wibble wibble!







Andy

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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bob

posted on 22/2/05 at 09:59 AM Reply With Quote
Is that a pint of poofs beer she has in her hand






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Peteff

posted on 22/2/05 at 10:21 AM Reply With Quote
No it's Newton and Ridley.

Put your head between them and go deaf Just the thing for this cold weather.





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I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.

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Hellfire

posted on 22/2/05 at 12:50 PM Reply With Quote
I wouldn't have minded being the tattooist Just for the record...






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donut

posted on 22/2/05 at 04:50 PM Reply With Quote
Thats where i belong...ME!

or it could be a song by Gary Numan!





Andy

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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