sudan 1 and our health
Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please
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> Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves,
cancer scare.
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> Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings?
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> Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same , Cancer scare
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> Customer: Hamburger Relish?
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> Shopkeeper: Cancer scare
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> Customer: Sausage and Mash?
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> Shopkeeper: Cancer scare
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> Customer: Cottage Pie?
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> Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare.
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> Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of
a Cancer scare?
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> Shopkeeper: Yes
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> Customer: (sigh) Just give me a packet of fags then.
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> Shopkeeper: Certainly. £4.50 please.
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> Customer: Thanks
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ironic isn't it 
