donut
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| posted on 11/3/05 at 02:26 PM |
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Sorry to all blonds!!....Again!
A blonde girl phones her boyfriend and says, "Can you come over here and help me: I've got a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't
figure out how to get it started".
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger".
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not
going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger".
He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then...." he sighed....
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“let's put all these Frosties back in the box."
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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Deckman001
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| posted on 11/3/05 at 02:34 PM |
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D'oh !! 
Jason
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Hellfire
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| posted on 12/3/05 at 09:27 AM |
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Donut - congratulations on that being the corniest joke ever!!!!
I'm amaized you told it though 
[Edited on 12-3-05 by Hellfire]
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donut
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| posted on 12/3/05 at 10:59 AM |
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quote:
the corniest joke ever!!!!
Yes very good!!
And thank you!
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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