Man on toadstool...
A man was walking his dog in the woods one day when the dog for no reason at all ran off. The man searched and searched deep into the woods to find
his dog. After a couple of hours searching and shouting he was getting a headache.
Tired and not feeling to good he thought he would have a sit down to recover so he spots a very comfy and very large toadstool. "ooh that looks
comfy" he says to himself, "I'll just have a sit down for a few minutes" So he sits on the toadstool with his head between his
knees feeling very comfy and recovering nicely.
Just then a pixie comes skipping along, looks at the man and says "Are you a goblin?"
To which the man says.....
"No i have got a headache"
Boom boom!
no?
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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