Peteff
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| posted on 8/7/05 at 09:02 AM |
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When you're getting on a bit.
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center
were sitting on a bench under a tree when one
turns to the other and says,
"Sam, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of
aches and pains. I know you're about my age.
How do you feel?"
Sam says, "Well, I feel just like a new-born baby."
"Really!? Like a baby!?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet myself.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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donut
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| posted on 8/7/05 at 02:51 PM |
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nice one! 
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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