Vale!
A woman's husband died and left $30,000.
After everything was done at the funeral home and cemetery, she told her closest friend that there was none of the $30,000 left.
The friend said, "How can that be?
The widow said, "Well, the funeral cost me $6,500. And of course I made a donation to the church. That was $500, and I spent another $500 on the
wake; food and drinks, you know.... The rest went on the memorial stone."
The friend said, "$22,500 for the memorial stone! My God, how big is it?"
The widow said, "Three carats".
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