Irish hospitality.
An Irishman an Englishman and a Scot were sitting in a bar. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, the food exceptional.
"Y'know" said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. Why in Glasgow there's a little bar called
McTavish's. Now the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much, that when you buy 4 drinks he will buy the 5th drink for
you."
"Well" said the Englishman, "At my local, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first
2."
"Ahhh that's nothin'" said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin there's Ryan's Bar. Now the moment you set
foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough drinks they'll take
you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house."
The Englishman and Scotsman immediately pour scorn on the Irishman's claims but he swears every word is true.
"Well" said the Englishman, "Did this actually happen to you?" "
Not me myself, personally, no," said the Irishman. "But it did happen to me sister."
Cheers, Rorty.
"Faster than a speeding Pullet".
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