Rorty
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| posted on 11/9/05 at 08:18 AM |
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A word for all seasons.
FU*K;
Our most versatile word. By its stress and inflection it can describe many emotions; no other word can be used with so many grammatical nuances. It
can be used as a noun (I don’t give a fu*k!), as an adjective (You fu*king beauty!), as a verb in its transitive form (The cricket was fu*ked by up
the weather.), and in its intransitive form (He well and truly fu*ked it up.), in the past tense (I was fu*ked.), and in the present tense (I’ll be
fu*ked.).
Many everyday expressions show its true versatility:
Denial - I didn’t fu*king do it.
Perplexity - I know fu*k-all about it.
Apathy - Who gives a fu*k anyway?
Greetings - How the fu*k are you?
Resignation - Oh fu*k it!
Derision - He fu*ks everything up.
Suspicion - Who the fu*k are you?
Panic - Let’s get the fu*k out of here!
Guidance - Fu*k off!
Disbelief - How the fu*k did you do that?
The word has been used on some notable occasions by some very notable people throughout history, the better-known being:
“What the fu*k was that?” - The Mayor of Hiroshima.
“Look at all those fu*king Indians!” - General Custer
“Where the fuck’s that water coming from?” - The Captain of the Titanic.
That’s not a real fu*king gun.” - John Lennon.
“The fu*king throttle stuck.” - (Sir) Donald Campbell.
“Who’s going to fu*king know?” - President Richard Nixon.
“Who let that fu*king woman drive?” - Space Shuttle Captain.
“Watch him, he’ll have some fu*ker’s eye out!” - King Harold.
“I thought I could smell fu*king petrol.” - Nikki Lauda.
“She’s just a fu*king intern.” - President Bill Clinton.
“Any fu*ker could understand that.” - Albert Einstein.
“Of course it fu*king looks like her.” - Leonardo da Vinci.
“What the fu*k do you mean, “I’m forever blowing bubbles?” - Michael Jackson.
“How the fu*k do you work that out?” - Pythagoras.
“You want what on the fu*king ceiling?” - Michelangelo.
“You can say whatever you lucking fike.” - Professor Spooner.
“Fu*k a duck!” - Walt Disney.
“Why? Because it’s fu*king there.” - Edmund Hillary.
“I don’t suppose it’s going to fu*king rain?” - Joan of Arc.
“What a way to make a fu*king living.” - Heidi Fleisch.
“I haven’t got a fu*king clue!” - Miss Marple.
“Scattered showers my fu*king arse!” - Noah.
“Well OK, but I could try fu*king singing.” - Kylie Minogue.
“Doh-fu*king-doh!” - Homer Simpson.
“It’s about fu*king time.” - Lindy Chamberlain.
“We don’t fu*king have any!” - Saddam Hussein.
“Another fu*king four years!” - President George W. Bush.
"Nothing to fu*king worry about!" - The Mayor of New Orleans.
Cheers, Rorty.
"Faster than a speeding Pullet".
PLEASE DON'T U2U ME IF YOU WANT A QUICK RESPONSE. TRY EMAILING ME INSTEAD!
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JoelP
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| posted on 11/9/05 at 11:04 AM |
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phuket 
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Snuggs
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| posted on 11/9/05 at 11:12 AM |
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indykid
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| posted on 11/9/05 at 01:52 PM |
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get to thailand.
you can see a thai lady boy and Phuket
tom
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