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| posted on 22/9/05 at 11:38 AM |
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joke
A Somali arrives in Bradford as a new immigrant to the United Kingdom.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,
"Thank you Mr. Britain for letting me in this country!" But the
passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am Indian."
The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having
such a beautiful country here in Britain!" The person says, "I no
British, I Chinese."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,
shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful Britain!"
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Poland, I am not
British!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you British ?"
She says, "No, I am from Pakistan!" So he is puzzled, and asks her,
"Where are all the British?"
The Pakistani lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says...
"Probably at work.
beware, I've got yellow skin
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craig1410
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| posted on 22/9/05 at 11:49 AM |
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Cita
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| posted on 22/9/05 at 03:26 PM |
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donut
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| posted on 22/9/05 at 03:46 PM |
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Although you should be working young man....................that is a most excellent joke, well done!
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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Russ-Turner
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| posted on 23/9/05 at 07:28 PM |
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Very good!!!
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