timf
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| posted on 3/10/05 at 10:30 AM |
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treating the sweetheart
A young man wished to buy a pair of gloves for his sweetheart’s birthday. So he went to an expensive boutique, bought the finest gloves available, and
asked the saleslady to have them delivered with a note.
While wrapping the gloves, a clerk accidentally mixed up the order and sent a pair of panties instead.
Here’s the note the young man sent his sweetheart:
“Darling
I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. I would have chosen the long ones with
buttons, but your sister wears the short ones that are so easy to remove, so I decided to get the same style for you.
Although these are a delicate shade, the lady I bought them from showed me a pair she had been wearing for three weeks, and they were hardly soiled. I
had the saleslady try them on for me and she looked really smart.
I wish I could be there to put them on you the first time. No doubt many other hands will touch them before I see you again.
When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Also, be sure to keep
them on while cleaning them so they don’t shrink.
Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year!! I hope you like them and will wear them for me on Friday night.
All my love
Hollingsworth
PS The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.”
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Peteff
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| posted on 3/10/05 at 03:13 PM |
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Nice one, the trend now is to have the fur removed though, I think. 
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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