Hellfire
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| posted on 12/10/05 at 05:24 PM |
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The Retired
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into town and went to
a shop in Lake Street. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on mate, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres. So I called him a piece of dog shit. He finished the
second ticket and
put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't give a shit. I came into town by bus. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important
at my age.
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flak monkey
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| posted on 12/10/05 at 05:47 PM |
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LMAO
Sera
http://www.motosera.com
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Cita
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| posted on 12/10/05 at 09:13 PM |
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Cita
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| posted on 13/10/05 at 09:07 PM |
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Keep reading it over and over again!!!
Simply brilliant!!
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Confused but excited.
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| posted on 12/11/05 at 10:23 PM |
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YES!
Why should these young buggers have all the fun?
You could well be my new hero.
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