Chirac
President Chirac calls our Belgian rabbit lookalike prime minister Guy Verhofstad and say rather excited:Guy you MUST help me out on something
here,i'm facing a national disaster if i cannot get any help!!!
Calm down Jacques! clam down man says the rabbit man,with what can I help you?
Well, you see our main producer of condoms has gone bankrupt due to a major fraude scandal and we need as fast as possible at least 100.000
condoms!
That's no problem says rabbit man ,our factory in Antwerp can easely do that for you,when do you need them?
Well day after tommorow would be excelent says Jacques.
Ok, consider it done Jacques says the Belgian prime minister....Oh one more thing prime minister,the condoms have to be in 3 colors, white-blue and
red and have to be 10" long and at least 2 and a half inch diameter!
"Oh my god" thinks the prime minister ,here we go again,those bragging French chauvinists!!! but he simply says:no problem Jacques,no
problem.
The Belgian prime minister calls the Antwerp factory immediately and the managing director assures "the rabbit" that 100.000 condoms will
be no problem aldo he kindly makes a remark about the size and French chauvenism.I know says the prime minister,I know but you know how they are my
dear fellow.
Is there anything else that needs to be done? asks the managing director and after a few moments of silence the Belgian prime minister
reply's:yes..one more thing,print in large letters the text:MADE IN BELGIUM-SIZE:SMALL
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