James
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| posted on 19/10/05 at 09:21 AM |
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Barber Shop
A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says,
"About two hours." The guy leaves. A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I get a
haircut?" The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves. A week later, the same guy
sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop an says, "About an
hour and half." The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey Bill, follow that guy and see where he
goes." In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left
here?" Bill looked up and said, "To your house."
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"The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses, behind the lines, in the gym and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."
- Muhammad Ali
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donut
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| posted on 19/10/05 at 06:20 PM |
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Yes, very good young man! 
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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