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Author: Subject: It's not heart surgery.
Rorty

posted on 8/11/05 at 03:56 AM Reply With Quote
It's not heart surgery.

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the engine of a Harley motorcycle when who should walk into his shop, but the cardiologist who had operated on his father.

The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage "

Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I make $39,675 a year and you get what, $1,700,000, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic... ''Try doing it with the engine running Buddy!"





Cheers, Rorty.

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donut

posted on 8/11/05 at 07:31 AM Reply With Quote
he he!





Andy

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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