Messenjah
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| posted on 19/11/05 at 10:03 AM |
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o bollocks
well here goes
i was in a bit of a silly mood due to the few pints i had had last night not drtunk just happy and silly
was with two of my mates (gwillo) one of them who works in staples wanted to go in there and buy something i forget what but i saw one of my other
m8s from school (ashley) who works there behind the counter next to a guy called martin (gwillos m8) i went over to say hello and he had a cash
drawer infront of him on the counter so i thought hmm 2 things i could do that would be funny 1) say ill buy it off you for £10 or 2)pretend i must
stress this point PRETEND to steal it you know put my fingers on it pretend ive just picked it up but actually leave it there and leg it i thought
that would be funnier so i did that but as soon as i put my fingers on it martin yelled at me to get out of the store and i did and thought nothing
much of it
got a fone call from gwillo this morning apparently its going down as a serious incident the loss prevention officer has been told and its her choice
wether to get the police involved if they do they are treating it as attempted robbery and that will go on my criminal record and i could be fined up
to £1000
also gwillo who lives with me and works there could be facing a disciplinary and possible sacking
al over a light hearted joke by me while i was in high spirits
i wouldnt fuckign dream of stealing i once ate a grape while walkign round asda and offered to pay for it but they didnt make me other then that i
have not and would not steal a damn thing
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Messenjah
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| posted on 19/11/05 at 10:05 AM |
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i rang the store this mornign spoke to the manager and apologised and explained ...
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donut
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| posted on 19/11/05 at 10:07 AM |
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You whally!! 
Write them a letter explaining everything and apologising ALLOT!! and you will probably get away with it!
I'll keep me fingers crossed for ya!
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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Messenjah
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| posted on 19/11/05 at 10:28 AM |
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writing the letter as we speak donut come on msn so i can send it to you se if you think its ok
also just about to tell mum :O
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flak monkey
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| posted on 19/11/05 at 10:31 AM |
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You giant tit... 
Sera
http://www.motosera.com
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andyharding
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| posted on 19/11/05 at 10:32 AM |
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Hopefully that will teach you a lesson!
Are you a Mac user or a retard?
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marcyboy
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| posted on 19/11/05 at 12:10 PM |
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stay off the liquor if you can't handle it ...
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Messenjah
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| posted on 19/11/05 at 12:29 PM |
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i can handle it
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bigandy
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| posted on 19/11/05 at 12:37 PM |
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Really?
Dammit! Too many decisions....
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steve_gus
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| posted on 19/11/05 at 12:45 PM |
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my son works part time in Budgens. You can get fired from there for letting someone you know be served by you at the checkout. Thats not even taking
into account attempted mock thefts.
atb
steve
http://www.locostbuilder.co.uk
Just knock off the 's'!
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Scotty
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| posted on 19/11/05 at 01:23 PM |
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ahhh - the joys of youth
going out, getting pi55ed, doing stupid things, waking up with a severe headache and some dodgy camborne woman/women beside you ....
now too old to get in that state anymore - honestly wifey !
PLEASE NOTE! All comments made by this person are to be considered "Tongue in Cheek" and are not meant to be taken seriously in any way - so there!
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marcyboy
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| posted on 19/11/05 at 01:29 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Messenjah
i can handle it
this is the voice of inexperience
some people might think you can't handle it
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Peteff
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| posted on 19/11/05 at 05:36 PM |
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i wouldnt fuckign dream of stealing
For sale:-
5) metropolitan police cone £offers
6) big traffic cone motorway one £offers
Honest Officer, they followed me home  .
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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omega 24 v6
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| posted on 19/11/05 at 05:53 PM |
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Ahh the joys of being young. I remeber it well. Well most of it makes sense
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Confused but excited.
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| posted on 19/11/05 at 06:17 PM |
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I only remember some of it.
I thought I could handle it as well!
Most of what I remember ,I wish I couldn't
Tell them about the bent treacle edges!
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Hellfire
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| posted on 19/11/05 at 11:55 PM |
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Just go's to show how a few drinks can take you back 10 years or more. I've done stupid thing's myself but maybe not that
stupid...
Get grovelling - personally I'd ask for an appointment to see the Manager face to face. That way they can tell whether you are genuine or not -
and it takes bollox's to do it. If you haven't got 'em then shame on you...
Good luck!
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NS Dev
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| posted on 21/11/05 at 02:40 PM |
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Of course he's got the bollox to do it!
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steve_gus
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| posted on 21/11/05 at 07:49 PM |
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hes told us, and already rung the store, so that shows some balls
atb
steve
http://www.locostbuilder.co.uk
Just knock off the 's'!
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shortie
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| posted on 21/11/05 at 10:38 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Messenjah
i can handle it
Errr, clearly you can't!!!
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