macspeedy
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 posted on 23/11/05 at 09:15 PM |
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joke
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day, while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim
suddenly fell into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and
stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled
Jim out. When the Director of Nursing became aware of Edna's heroic act,
she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and
bad news.
The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to
rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another
patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound-mindedness. The bad
news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hanged himself in his bathroom
with the belt to his robe right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but
he's dead."
Edna replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon
can I go home?"
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mangogrooveworkshop
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| posted on 23/11/05 at 09:54 PM |
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mmmmmmm where did eye cee dat beefour lol
[Edited on 23-11-05 by mangogrooveworkshop]
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donut
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| posted on 23/11/05 at 10:35 PM |
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Very good!
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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