mangogrooveworkshop
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 posted on 25/11/05 at 06:52 PM |
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Lawyers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jimmy grew up in Tain, in Northern Scotland. He went to college and law school. After his studies he decided to go back to the highlands, because he
could be a big man in Tain.
There he opened his new law office.
The first day, he saw a man coming up the sidewalk and decided to make a big impression. As the man came to the door, Jimmy pretended to be on the
phone and motioned the man to take a seat.
Jimmy said into the phone: "No, absolutely no. You tell those clowns in New York that I won't settle this case for less than a
million.
"yes. The Appeals Court has agreed to hear the case next week. "I'll be handling the Primary arguments and the other members of my
team who will provide support.
Okay, give the State Prosecutor my regards and....... The visitor sat patiently as Jimmy rattled instructions. Finally, Jimmy put down the telephone
and said: I'm sorry for
the delay, but as you can see, I'm very busy. What can I do for you?
The man said: "I'm from BT. I've come to connect your phone.......
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donut
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| posted on 25/11/05 at 07:24 PM |
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nice one
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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Simon
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| posted on 17/1/06 at 09:54 PM |
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Reminds me of a bloke I used to work with who was on the train, getting rather peeved with this loudmouth twat talking into his mobile, when it
rang
ATB
Simon
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