DarrenW
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Little Jonny 2
Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital
Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he
so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears he would get the spanking of his life when they came back
home.
Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely. When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby." The mother said,
why, thank you, Little Johnny." Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really
beautiful eyes. "Can he see?" asked Little Johnny.
"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision "That's great", said !
Little Johnny, "cuz he'd be f***ed if he needed glasses."
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