omega 24 v6
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| posted on 19/1/06 at 05:32 PM |
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Rules of life
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative
on the same night.
2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be
"meetings."
3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never
want you to share yours with them.
5. You should not confuse your career with your life.
6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. just get up and dance.
7. Never lick a steak knife.
8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time. 10. You should never say anything
to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday.That time is age eleven.
12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age,gender,religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we
ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
13. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to a waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
14. Your friends love you anyway.
15 Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
16. Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine.. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they
turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
FINAL THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research.This means that by 2030,
there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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scotty g
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| posted on 21/1/06 at 09:04 AM |
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Have seen many of these before but i really like number 13, it is very true.
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Peteff
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| posted on 23/1/06 at 11:03 AM |
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2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would
be "meetings."
The husband of one of my wife's friends is a merchant banker (no, it's not rhyming slang) and he is always atending meetings. In one week
he attended meetings in Tokyo, Mexico and Paris. Clients like to see who they are dealing with face to face apparently, not via a screen.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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