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| posted on 23/1/06 at 05:25 PM |
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Joke for a woman!
This was passed onto me by a female friend. I did however think it funny!
>A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged
man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked
directly toward her (as all men will.).
Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything,
that you
want me to do, no matter how kinky, for £ 20.00 - -on one condition."
(There are always conditions!)
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied,
"You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words. The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a £
20 note from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address.
She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, and meaningfully said....
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>"Clean my house."
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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DorsetStrider
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| posted on 24/1/06 at 10:33 AM |
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That's just sick!!!! Sick I tell ya!!!!!
Who the f**K tightened this up!
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donut
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| posted on 24/1/06 at 11:01 AM |
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I try me best!! 
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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