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donut

posted on 2/3/06 at 05:00 PM Reply With Quote
Duck walks into a bar...

Duck walks into a bar...

Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f**king bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got any f**king bread, ask me
again and I'll nail your f**king beak to the bar you irritating bast**d
of a f**king bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No"
Duck says: "Got any bread?





Andy

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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omega0684

posted on 2/3/06 at 07:12 PM Reply With Quote
heard that before, still hilarious





I love Pinto's, even if i did get mine from P&O!

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flak monkey

posted on 2/3/06 at 10:05 PM Reply With Quote
An oldy, but a goody





Sera

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