donut
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posted on 2/3/06 at 05:00 PM |
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Duck walks into a bar...
Duck walks into a bar...
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f**king bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got any f**king bread, ask me
again and I'll nail your f**king beak to the bar you irritating bast**d
of a f**king bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No"
Duck says: "Got any bread?
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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omega0684
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posted on 2/3/06 at 07:12 PM |
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heard that before, still hilarious
I love Pinto's, even if i did get mine from P&O!
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flak monkey
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posted on 2/3/06 at 10:05 PM |
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An oldy, but a goody
Sera
http://www.motosera.com
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