cita2
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| posted on 8/3/06 at 08:26 PM |
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Grandpa
A five year old and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together when grandpa opens a beer and takes a sip.
the five year old asks:Grandpa can I have a beer?
Grandpa replies:can your willy touch your ass?
"No" says the little boy,"than you're not man enough to have a beer!!
A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar and the 5 year old asks:Grandpa can I have a cigar?
"Can your willy touch your ass?"
"No Grandpa, it cant"
"Than you're not man enough to have a cigar !"
A little later the boy comes out of the house with some cookies and Grandpa asked:"can I have some cookies?"
The little one ask:"can your willy touch your ass?"
"Sure as hell it can" replies Grandpa !!
Than go f"#k yourself cause Grandma made these cookies for me !!!
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donut
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| posted on 9/3/06 at 09:11 AM |
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Ahhhhhh cute!
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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