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mangogrooveworkshop

posted on 15/3/06 at 10:41 PM Reply With Quote
NWS over 21`s SURVEY

> 1. In a survey of why men loved Bl0wjobs...
> 8% Loved the feeling.....
> 6% liked the Thrill.....and
> 86% loved the F***in silence.
>
> 2. I just got barred from B&Q. I went in to the store and some B@stard
> in an Orange apron asked if I wanted Decking, Luckily I got the
> first
> punch in.
>
> 3. If a Woman is uncomfortable watching you Masturb@te, do you think
> (a) You need to spend more time together
> (b) She is a F***in Prude or
> (c) she should sit elsewhere on the bus?
>
> 4. The latest Craze with Clubbers is to fill a Womans V@gina with Vodka
> and drink it out with a Straw.
> Experts are now warning about the dangers of Minge Drinking






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JoelP

posted on 15/3/06 at 10:54 PM Reply With Quote
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Peteff

posted on 15/3/06 at 11:37 PM Reply With Quote
The B&Q one is my favourite.





yours, Pete

I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.

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donut

posted on 16/3/06 at 08:27 AM Reply With Quote
Brill!! Very funny!





Andy

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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