Scotty
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| posted on 25/3/06 at 10:37 AM |
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Women! mk 2
dairy farmer goes out to his field one winter's morning and discovers all of his cows frozen solid. As far as the eye can see there are cows,
motionless as statues. It had been a very cold night, but he was amazed that anything like this could happen.
The realisation of the situation then dawned on him. With his entire livestock gone, how could he make ends meet? How could he feed his wife and kids?
How could he pay the mortgage? He sat with his head in his hands, trying to come to terms with impending poverty.
Just then, an elderly woman walked by, "What's up, chuck?" asked the old lady, in a broad Yorkshire accent. The farmer gestured
toward the frozen cows and explained his predicament. The old woman smiled knowingly, walked over to the nearest cow and placed her hand on its nose.
After a few seconds the cow began to twitch and was soon back to normal, chewing the cud and going moo, like cows do. One by one the old woman
defrosted the cows until the whole field was full of healthy animals. The farmer was delighted, and asked the woman what she wanted as a repayment for
her deed. She thanked him, but his declined his offer and walked off across the field.
A passer-by who had witnessed the whole thing approached the farmer.
"You know who that was don't you?" He asked.
"No" said the farmer. "Who?"
That was Thora Hird."
PLEASE NOTE! All comments made by this person are to be considered "Tongue in Cheek" and are not meant to be taken seriously in any way - so there!
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omega 24 v6
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| posted on 25/3/06 at 11:53 AM |
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GroAAAAAAAAn stil funny though
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NS Dev
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| posted on 28/3/06 at 09:16 AM |
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just laughed so much a bit of wee came out
Retro RWD is the way forward...........automotive fabrication, car restoration, sheetmetal work, engine conversion
retro car restoration and tuning
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David Jenkins
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| posted on 28/3/06 at 09:21 AM |
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Far too much information... 
Funny joke, though.
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