SALAD
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| posted on 12/4/06 at 07:30 PM |
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Ferrari has a new pit crew!
The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.
The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the
British governments 'Work for the Dole' scheme and employ Scousers.
The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from the Wirral were able to remove a set of wheels in less
than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech
gear. This was thought to be an excellent, yet boldmove, by Ferrari management. As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari would have an
advantage over every team.
However...Ferrari got more than they bargained for at the crew's first
practice session, not only were the Scouse Pit Crew able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, rebadged
and sold
the vehicle over to the MacLaren team for 8 bottles of Stella, a kilogram of speed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower
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flak monkey
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| posted on 12/4/06 at 07:31 PM |
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Sera
http://www.motosera.com
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NigeEss
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| posted on 14/4/06 at 11:04 AM |
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Oi !!!! 
quote:
Originally posted by SALAD
British governments 'Work for the Dole' scheme and employ Scousers.
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from the Wirral
Scousers DON'T come from the Wirral.
There a stretch of fast flowing water that does an important job of
separating us from Scouseland (Liverpool).
Sadly, some bugger put a couple of tunnels under it letting them roam free !
Nige......
[Edited on 14/4/06 by NigeEss]
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jos
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| posted on 14/4/06 at 11:49 AM |
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OOooooooohhhh, touched a nerve
.: Motorsport / motor racing circuit / track wall art Apex Traxs :.
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SALAD
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| posted on 14/4/06 at 04:42 PM |
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ooops appologies Nige, now I know!
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NigeEss
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| posted on 14/4/06 at 11:22 PM |
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Apology very much accepted
I'll let you off this time seeing as you're a Southerner
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mangogrooveworkshop
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| posted on 15/4/06 at 06:25 AM |
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steve_gus
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| posted on 20/4/06 at 06:12 PM |
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first read that about 4-5 years ago. Its getting so old it will have to be changed soon as Cothard will be retired  - or so old his bird wont be
worth looking at
atb
steve
http://www.locostbuilder.co.uk
Just knock off the 's'!
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