Hellfire
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| posted on 20/5/06 at 06:21 PM |
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Relationships
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have
never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. For example, one evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into
bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!"
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" What
every boyfriend/husband on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to
satisfy your physical needs as a man."
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big unnamed
department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so
I told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit.
We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I
was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how
to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, Let's go to the cashier".
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw
dropped with a baffled "WHAT???!!!" I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.. You're just
not in touch with my financial needs as a man, enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I
buy you?"
Apparently I'm not getting any tonight either! 
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flak monkey
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| posted on 20/5/06 at 06:54 PM |
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Brilliant
Sera
http://www.motosera.com
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graememk
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| posted on 20/5/06 at 09:22 PM |
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made me laugh, which is more than ben elton has just done on tv.
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omega0684
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| posted on 21/5/06 at 01:39 AM |
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amazing and inspiring, good job! i bet the look on her face was a proper kodek moment!
I love Pinto's, even if i did get mine from P&O!
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omega 24 v6
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| posted on 21/5/06 at 09:32 AM |
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BEAUTY how true is that.
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