greglogan
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| posted on 28/6/06 at 10:25 PM |
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Dating Ads and such......
Men are VERY diffrent from women (thankfully!). Here are a few differences posted on another forum.
40-ish.............................49
Adventurous...........Slept with everyone
Athletic...............................No boobs
Average looking...................Ugly
Beautiful..........................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile.................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure..............On medication
Feminist.............................Fat
Free spirit...........................Junkie
Fun.......................Annoying
New-Age....................Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned....................No BJs
Open-minded......................Desperate
Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate.......................Sloppy drunk
Voluptuous.......................Very Fat
Large frame......................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate..................Stalker
and once you get to meet someone - just to help with your communication
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want.
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you!
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
Women are meant to be loved, not understood.
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donut
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| posted on 29/6/06 at 06:26 PM |
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Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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OX
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| posted on 29/6/06 at 08:23 PM |
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hehe
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omega0684
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| posted on 29/6/06 at 10:58 PM |
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im sure that these come up again and again, but i dont know what it is about them, they just make me laugh!
I love Pinto's, even if i did get mine from P&O!
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Hellfire
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| posted on 30/6/06 at 04:54 PM |
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It's about true though...
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