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RazMan

posted on 18/8/06 at 05:13 PM Reply With Quote
Mid Life Crisis?

When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde

Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.

Aren't older women great. They really know to solve your mid-life crises....





Cheers,
Raz

When thinking outside the box doesn't work any more, it's time to build a new box

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omega0684

posted on 18/8/06 at 08:28 PM Reply With Quote
you wife seems to know where to hit you where it hurts mike

got to give her top marks for wit tho!





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Peteff

posted on 19/8/06 at 08:12 AM Reply With Quote
Did she also mention that the guy she had then used to manage 3 or 4 times a night.





yours, Pete

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Confused but excited.

posted on 19/8/06 at 01:52 PM Reply With Quote
Man! That was harsh.





Tell them about the bent treacle edges!

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marcyboy

posted on 19/8/06 at 05:27 PM Reply With Quote
another radio 2 listener...lol
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