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Pants On Fire

posted on 18/12/06 at 10:04 AM Reply With Quote
Dear Abby

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her mobile phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my 2006 Yamaha R1 motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home.It was at that moment, crouching behind my Yamaha R1, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Yours

Derek

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DarrenW

posted on 18/12/06 at 10:31 AM Reply With Quote
Fanbloodytastic

That has tickled me, ive got the giggles now!!!!






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mistergrumpy

posted on 18/12/06 at 03:44 PM Reply With Quote
I'm sure this has been posted before but yeah still had me in stitches. Great!






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MikeRJ

posted on 20/12/06 at 10:38 AM Reply With Quote
Yeah, it has been posted before, still funny though. Look through the various car/bike forums and the vehicle in question changes each time! Was a Harley in the first one read.
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donut

posted on 20/12/06 at 04:28 PM Reply With Quote
An oldy but goody





Andy

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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