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posted on 9/2/07 at 09:30 AM Reply With Quote
Elbow

A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll Forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221."




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