DarrenW
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| posted on 16/7/07 at 09:34 AM |
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Aliens
Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night.
They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it laying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your
leader."
The gas pump, of course, didn't respond. The younger alien became angry at the lack of response and the older alien said, "I'd calm
down if I were you"
The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again, there was no response. Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's
haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said impatiently, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Do not ignore us this way! Take us to your
leader or I will fire!"
The older alien warned his comrade saying, "You don't want to do that! I don't think you should make him mad."
"Rubbish," replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon at the pump and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball
roared towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited him a burnt, crumpling mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch.
About a half hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused his three eyes and straightened his bent antenna and looked dazedly at
the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big green head. "What a ferocious creature!" exclaimed the young, fried
alien. "He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?"
The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and replied, "If there's one thing I've learned during my
intergalactic travels, when a guy has a penis he can wrap around himself twice and then stick it in his ear, you don't want to mess with him
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Confused but excited.
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| posted on 16/7/07 at 02:46 PM |
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For anyone with an interest in history, that joke is over 50 years old. 
Tell them about the bent treacle edges!
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rusty nuts
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| posted on 16/7/07 at 05:30 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Confused but excited.
For anyone with an interest in history, that joke is over 50 years old.
So am I but it made me laugh
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