TGR-ECOSSE
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| posted on 5/12/07 at 09:00 AM |
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On the way home from the pub!!
A man on his way home from the pub decides to take a short-cut through an unlit park.
A woman approaches him and offers to **** his brains out for £5.
The man thinks to himself that this is a chance too good to miss, so hands over the £5.
She leads him into a bush and they get under way.
A policeman happens to pass by, hears them at it and notices the bush shaking.
He approaches, shines his torch on the pair and asks the man what he's doing.
The man replies calmly "I'm just having sex with my wife officer, do you mind?"
The officer responds "I'm sorry sir, I didn't realise it was your wife."
The man quickly replies "It's quite alright officer, until you shone your torch on her face, neither did I".
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MikeRJ
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| posted on 5/12/07 at 09:03 AM |
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Hehehe  Very good
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Confused but excited.
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| posted on 5/12/07 at 06:46 PM |
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Tell them about the bent treacle edges!
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thebull
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| posted on 6/12/07 at 11:53 AM |
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ve ry good
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