RazMan
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posted on 31/1/08 at 08:08 PM |
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BEST "HEADACHE" JOKE EVER!
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache."
"Perfect," her husband said." I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with crushed aspirin.
You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you."
Cheers,
Raz
When thinking outside the box doesn't work any more, it's time to build a new box
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Confused but excited.
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posted on 31/1/08 at 08:19 PM |
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Either way that's cheeky?
[Edited on 31/1/08 by Confused but excited.]
Tell them about the bent treacle edges!
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thebull
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posted on 31/1/08 at 09:57 PM |
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very good
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iank
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posted on 1/2/08 at 09:52 AM |
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Presumably the author of the joke didn't know what a Pessary is or they'd have included that as a third option...
Standards of education these days, grumble
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Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
Anonymous
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keithice
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posted on 2/2/08 at 01:14 AM |
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talking of education... had to explain suppository to anyone under thirty I told this joke to today...keith
Smile and wave boys.... Smile and wave....
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Peteff
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posted on 2/2/08 at 09:10 AM |
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Suppositories are rubbish, I told my doctor for what good they were doing me I may as well shove them up my @r$e.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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emsfactory
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posted on 2/2/08 at 11:19 AM |
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quote: Originally posted by Peteff
Suppositories are rubbish, I told my doctor for what good they were doing me I may as well shove them up my @r$e.
boom boom
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MikeRJ
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posted on 3/2/08 at 07:58 PM |
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quote: Originally posted by Peteff
Suppositories are rubbish, I told my doctor for what good they were doing me I may as well shove them up my @r$e.
The oldies are always the best. And the jokes are quite good too
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roadrunner
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posted on 5/2/08 at 07:24 PM |
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