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TGR-ECOSSE

posted on 5/3/08 at 12:08 PM Reply With Quote
New Baby

I apologise if this offends you in any way.


A friend of mine has just had a baby so i went to visit her. She asked me if i wanted to wind the baby,i thought thats a bit harsh so i just gave it a dead leg!!






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Mr Whippy

posted on 5/3/08 at 12:33 PM Reply With Quote
shocking!!







Fame is when your old car is plastered all over the internet

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Castrol Dave

posted on 5/3/08 at 03:46 PM Reply With Quote
Wait till she says that she will be breast feeding the baby.......

....then try to have a conversation!





Happiness is a state of mind...

If your not happy...change your mind.

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JoelP

posted on 5/3/08 at 06:03 PM Reply With Quote

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donut

posted on 5/3/08 at 06:21 PM Reply With Quote
Bloody funny that





Andy

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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DarrenW

posted on 5/3/08 at 11:32 PM Reply With Quote
Funny in a totally wrong way.






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Kaspa

posted on 7/3/08 at 01:28 AM Reply With Quote
that reminds me of a dear departed freind of mine who came up to see my brand new first borne daughter, poor little might was only a day old and Phil, rest his soul walks into the ward as my wife was changeing her bum, takes one one look and in a loud voice declares "öh my god a virgin" lets just say it didnt go down very well with the nurses presentat the time.
Kaspa

[Edited on 7/3/08 by Kaspa]





understeer= when you hit the wall front first
oversteer=when you hit the wall back first
HP= how fast you hit the wall
Torque= how far the wall moves when you hit it

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Mr Whippy

posted on 7/3/08 at 08:56 AM Reply With Quote
class





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