mookaloid
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 posted on 17/4/08 at 05:32 PM |
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daft joke
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.
“Listen,” he says to the bartender, “If I show you the most amazing thing you’ve ever seen, is my beer on the house?”
“We’ll see,” says the bartender.
So the guy pulls out a hamster and a tiny piano out of a bag, puts them on the bar, and the hamster begins to play.
“Impressive,” says the bartender, “but I’ll need to see more.”
“Hold on,” says the man. He then pulls out a bullfrog, and it sings “Old Man River.”
A patron jumps up from his table and shouts “Thats’s Absolutely incredible! I’ll give you $100 right now for the frog.”
“Sold,” says the guy. The patron takes the bullfrog and leaves.
“It’s none of my business,” says the bartender, “but you just gave away a fortune.”
“Not really,” says the guy, “The hamster is also a ventriloquist.”
"That thing you're thinking - it wont be that."
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Stuart_B
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| posted on 17/4/08 at 08:01 PM |
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Lol, very funny.
black mk indy, 1.6pinto on cbr600 bike carb's.
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Mr Whippy
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| posted on 17/4/08 at 09:18 PM |
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Fame is when your old car is plastered all over the internet
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DarrenW
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| posted on 18/4/08 at 08:57 AM |
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Brilliant
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Triton
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| posted on 19/4/08 at 10:34 PM |
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My Daughter has taken over production of the damn fine Triton race seats and her contact email is emmatrs@live.co.uk.
www.tritonraceseats.com
www.hairyhedgehog.com
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