RazMan
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| posted on 30/6/08 at 04:24 AM |
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Terror Alert
No offence meant , I just found this very funny:
As many are aware, the French government recently announced a raise in its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The normal
level is "General Arrogance", and the only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate". The rise
was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military capability.
It's not only the French that are on a heightened level of alert: Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and
Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing". Two more levels remain, "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change
Sides".
The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdain" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs". They have two
higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose".
Seeing this reaction in continental Europe, the Americans have gone from "Isolationism" to "Find Another Oil-Rich Nation For Regime
Change". Their remaining higher alert states are "Attack Random Countries (Ideally Those Without Any Credible Military)" and
"Beg The British For Help".
The British are also feeling the pinch in relation to recent bombing threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to
"Peeved". Soon though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross". Londoners
have not been "A Bit Cross" since the Blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from
"Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance". The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during
the Great Fire of London in 1666
Cheers,
Raz
When thinking outside the box doesn't work any more, it's time to build a new box
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Mr Whippy
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| posted on 30/6/08 at 09:22 AM |
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very good
Fame is when your old car is plastered all over the internet
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r1_pete
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| posted on 30/6/08 at 12:48 PM |
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Excellent, almost cleared the monday morning feeling.....
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