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coozer

posted on 22/5/09 at 07:49 AM Reply With Quote
Friday Funny

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Panadol also has a generic name of Paracetamol. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Nurofen is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky Boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.





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iank

posted on 22/5/09 at 08:10 AM Reply With Quote






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posted on 22/5/09 at 10:57 AM Reply With Quote






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Mr Whippy

posted on 22/5/09 at 01:40 PM Reply With Quote






Fame is when your old car is plastered all over the internet

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GeorgeM

posted on 22/5/09 at 04:37 PM Reply With Quote
keep it up!
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MikeR

posted on 22/5/09 at 05:16 PM Reply With Quote
I work for a drugs wholesaler ...... so you can imagine the jokes when we first started shipping the stuff....

we could only discuss Viagra in matters arising, we had problems getting the drugs out of the automatic dispensers as they where a bit stiff etc etc.

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pgtips

posted on 22/5/09 at 08:18 PM Reply With Quote

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Ninehigh

posted on 22/5/09 at 10:05 PM Reply With Quote
Good job it's coming in liquid form, I couldn't swallow the tablets quick enough and got a stiff neck!

I'll get me coat..






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