donut
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| posted on 10/1/10 at 10:49 AM |
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Crap old joke my dad sent me....
bare in mind my dad has a heart condition!
One of the city's top cardiac specialists died. At his funeral, his
coffin was placed in front of a huge replica of a heart made of red
roses.
When the pastor finished the sermon, and everyone said their
good-byes, the large heart opened up, the coffin rolled inside, and
the heart closed again.
It was a majestic tribute to the much loved cardiologist.
Suddenly, one of the mourners burst into a fit of laughter.
Irritated by his insensitivity, the man sitting next to him asked,
"Why are you laughing, Mister?"
"I was just thinking about my own funeral," the man replied.
"I'm a gynaecologist"...........
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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eddie99
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| posted on 10/1/10 at 11:01 AM |
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Peteff
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| posted on 10/1/10 at 12:35 PM |
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Good job he wasn't a proctologist 
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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Stuart_B
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| posted on 10/1/10 at 03:46 PM |
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i like it
black mk indy, 1.6pinto on cbr600 bike carb's.
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Ninehigh
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| posted on 10/1/10 at 07:36 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Peteff
Good job he wasn't a proctologist
Bottom doctor right?
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