Jasper
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| posted on 10/2/10 at 11:31 AM |
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What's all this 'Loose 15 stone in body fat using this one simple method' crap ...
Practically every web site you go to now has ad an for some secret tip on either loosing weight, gaining muscle, whitening teeth, getting a bigger
c*ck etc etc.
Are there really enough stupuid people out there to give them money for what obviously will be a load of old boll*cks???
And it must be working, cos they're evrywhere....
If you're not living life on the edge you're taking up too much room.
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cd.thomson
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| posted on 10/2/10 at 11:38 AM |
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is it called "the lightening method" 
Craig
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Jasper
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| posted on 10/2/10 at 11:47 AM |
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Touchey
If only I could spell it.
If you're not living life on the edge you're taking up too much room.
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mistergrumpy
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| posted on 10/2/10 at 01:04 PM |
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How to lose 15 stone? Easy. I remember watching Brainiacs and one fella had some grub and then took a dump and lost 2 pounds. So.. 210 pounds in 15
stone, divided by 2 = 105.
If you take 105 dumps without eating in between you should be 15 stone lighter!
(This may or may not be true)
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tendoshingan
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| posted on 10/2/10 at 02:32 PM |
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If anyone wants to send me £10 I can tell them,
oh sack it I'll tell them anyway.....
STOP EATING YOU FAT B*****D!!
you need to shout so it gets through the lard in their ears
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iank
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| posted on 10/2/10 at 04:54 PM |
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Yes but no one's from the NOW!! generation wants to hear about the "eat less and exercise" weight loss method when there's a
"just take 1 magic bean every day and lose 50lbs in a week" method available at a mere £500 for 2 weeks supply.
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Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
Anonymous
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Confused but excited.
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| posted on 10/2/10 at 08:22 PM |
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If all those pratts out ther didn't want, the newest, fastest,blingiest, most fashionable thing NOW, the economy would nose dive almost
vertically.
Don't knock it, they keep the rest of you in employment.
Tell them about the bent treacle edges!
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omega0684
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| posted on 10/2/10 at 08:50 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by mistergrumpy
How to lose 15 stone? Easy. I remember watching Brainiacs and one fella had some grub and then took a dump and lost 2 pounds. So.. 210 pounds in 15
stone, divided by 2 = 105.
If you take 105 dumps without eating in between you should be 15 stone lighter!
(This may or may not be true)
errr.... slight problem....... you need to eat in order to poo, lol
I love Pinto's, even if i did get mine from P&O!
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mistergrumpy
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| posted on 10/2/10 at 11:30 PM |
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Technicalities. My mate took picolax before having a camera wedged up his jacksie and the whole world fell out of him!
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iank
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| posted on 10/2/10 at 11:52 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by mistergrumpy
Technicalities. My mate took picolax before having a camera wedged up his jacksie and the whole world fell out of him!
not called "blu-tone" is he?
http://www.singletrackworld.com/2009/02/the-picolax-thread-returns/
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Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
Anonymous
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mistergrumpy
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| posted on 11/2/10 at 12:06 AM |
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No But I've read a few stories like that and I've been aware of it's nuclear capabilities for a while. My dad's a nurse.
He actually took it at dinner time at work. I tried to warn him where he was and he'd be better off at home with a telly and magazines in the
bathroom but he foolishly took the stuff! I never saw him for hours until he he dashed off to the car and made a break for his house!
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RK
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| posted on 11/2/10 at 12:41 AM |
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This won't go over well, but here goes:
People wanting to lose weight have a single, easy peasy way to do it. Ahem...
Stop drinking beer. And get a dog and walk it twice a day for 45 minutes. End of story. And yes it works.
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Ninehigh
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| posted on 12/2/10 at 04:26 PM |
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Lose 15 stone? Isn't that the "Dump your boyfriend" method?
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Peteff
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| posted on 12/2/10 at 05:56 PM |
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My mate had his leg off and lost 2 stone. I think that's a bit drastic though.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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Steve G
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| posted on 12/2/10 at 05:57 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Ninehigh
Lose 15 stone? Isn't that the "Dump your boyfriend" method?
Did that method work well for you then?? 
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scootz
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| posted on 17/2/10 at 06:22 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by mistergrumpy
Technicalities. My mate took picolax before having a camera wedged up his jacksie and the whole world fell out of him!
Lol... I had a colonoscopy a few years back! Picolax is the devils laxative... you really don't want to stray more than a few metres from the
porcelain-throne!
It's Evolution Baby!
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Mr G
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| posted on 29/5/10 at 11:45 PM |
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Talking of weight loss I've just seen an article online concerning 50 cent's weight loss for a movie roll....
I thought I done well for 2 stone in 12 weeks but 4 stone in 9 weeks!
Article
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Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a
car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes
and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.
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Madinventions
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| posted on 30/5/10 at 12:17 AM |
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He must be getting paid a LOT of money to put his body under that much stress and make himself look that ill!
Oh - and come somebody please show him how to do up a belt properly!  (LMFAO...)
Ed.
[Edited on 30/5/10 by Madinventions]
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sprouts-car
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| posted on 1/6/10 at 01:53 PM |
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coozer
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| posted on 1/6/10 at 03:13 PM |
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Well as a bloke with a 12 pack, glistening teeth (not mine tho) and a massive c*ck the only thing missing on those ads is "how to be 20
again"
If there was such a thing I would gladly give it up not to have met the first wife! Boy that was a big mistake!
1972 V8 Jago
1980 Z750
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Peteff
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| posted on 1/6/10 at 05:14 PM |
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Lenny Henry just got rid of 20st.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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