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DarrenW

posted on 30/9/13 at 07:46 PM Reply With Quote
Husbands and Wives

"Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had avocados."

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Peteff

posted on 30/9/13 at 08:16 PM Reply With Quote
That sounds perfectly rational to me





yours, Pete

I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.

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steve m

posted on 30/9/13 at 09:08 PM Reply With Quote
Nice play on words





Thats was probably spelt wrong, or had some grammer, that the "grammer police have to have a moan at




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NigeEss

posted on 30/9/13 at 09:27 PM Reply With Quote
Brill, had to explain it to SWMBO though





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Smoking Frog

posted on 30/9/13 at 09:31 PM Reply With Quote
I must be getting old, had to read it twice.
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Texan

posted on 1/10/13 at 03:33 AM Reply With Quote
Now that's funny!

I keep telling my wife I don't know what you mean, I only know what you say.

I just posted this on my Facebook page, what do you want to bet that I'll need to sleep with one eye open tonight?





I drive therefore I am.

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whitestu

posted on 1/10/13 at 07:38 AM Reply With Quote
It would make no difference to me as I'd have bought the wrong milk or wrong avocados anyway.
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