Glan Noye
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| posted on 18/2/05 at 12:28 AM |
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sister
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me,
and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective
sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a
pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to
come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and
desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once
before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go
up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and
went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was
standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask
for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
"The moral of this story is:"
"Always keep your condoms in your car."
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pbura
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| posted on 18/2/05 at 01:30 AM |
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Great joke! Reminded me of another I heard on the radio the other day:
Ever tried 'rodeo sex'? To start, be on top of your home slice and say, "You know what? Your t*ts feel just like your
sister's!" 
Pete
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stephen_gusterson
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| posted on 18/2/05 at 07:51 PM |
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ive heard of that as the bucking bronco. And you call out some other womans name 
atb
steve
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OX
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| posted on 18/2/05 at 10:15 PM |
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lol nice one glan
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Hellfire
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| posted on 19/2/05 at 01:58 PM |
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OMG - that's a good one...
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mangogrooveworkshop
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| posted on 19/2/05 at 02:25 PM |
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cool ........
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