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mangogrooveworkshop

posted on 22/2/05 at 06:29 PM Reply With Quote
CHAV BIRTH CONTROL

For the "fans" of the burb tartan.







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Cita

posted on 22/2/05 at 08:39 PM Reply With Quote
dont know about you Mango but that "thing" is almost 3 fingers wide
I know i have big hands for such a small guy but i mean.... 3 fingers wide!!
Dont tell me it's a bit narrow

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The Shootist

posted on 22/2/05 at 08:47 PM Reply With Quote
Unroll it all the way...

It says :

Made in U.S.A.
Medium

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Cita

posted on 22/2/05 at 08:50 PM Reply With Quote

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Peteff

posted on 22/2/05 at 09:15 PM Reply With Quote
It's a femidom

Birth control's the girl's responsibility if you're a real chav.





yours, Pete

I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.

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stephen_gusterson

posted on 22/2/05 at 09:55 PM Reply With Quote
i heard that america dropped large condoms on vietnam as a demoralising tactic against the enemy.




they prob just blew em up and had a party

atb

steve






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Benzine

posted on 23/2/05 at 01:32 AM Reply With Quote
Anything to stop more chavs. I hate them so very much. I did get one with a snowball yesterday though which was fun.





The mental gymnastics a landlord will employ to justify immoral actions is clinically fascinating. Just because something is legal doesn't make it moral.


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flak monkey

posted on 23/2/05 at 08:38 AM Reply With Quote
Nice one Benzine

As heard outside one of my mates windows the other week:

Chav 1 - `January, February, March, May
Chav 2 - `Noooooooo! It`s January, February, March.............April, May

David

[Edited on 23/2/05 by flak monkey]





Sera

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David Jenkins

posted on 23/2/05 at 08:47 AM Reply With Quote
Overheard as I walked up the street the other day...

Essex Chavette to another:

"Well it's a Catch-2 situation, innit"

David






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