Snuggs
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| posted on 28/2/05 at 07:39 AM |
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Old man
I noticed this man about 85 years old sitting on a bench near the food court as he was sobbing his eyes out. I stopped and asked him what was wrong.
He said, "I have a 22 year old wife at home. She makes love to me every morning. She then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit
and freshly ground, brewed coffee."
I said, "Well, then why are you crying?"
He said, "She makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies. She also makes love to me for half the afternoon."
I said, "Well, so why are you crying?"
He said, "For dinner, she makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite desert. She then makes love to me until 2:00 am."
I said, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?"
The old man said: "I can't remember where I live"
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Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does.
I doubt therefore I may be.
Luposlipophobia : Fear of being chased by wolves around a freshly waxed kitchen floor, while wearing only socks on your feet.
My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!
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donut
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| posted on 28/2/05 at 03:54 PM |
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Welcome to my world 
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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Hellfire
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| posted on 28/2/05 at 07:59 PM |
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aye - the old one's are the best!
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