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Author: Subject: Junk email names....
Peteff

posted on 10/4/05 at 10:11 AM Reply With Quote
Junk email names....

What brilliant intellect thinks these up. I keep an account open just to read the names and today I've been specially rewarded with some of the best for ages, Threnody H. Neck, Boorishly P. Tetrahedrons, Nightfall A. Peseta and my favourite of the crop Subtotal P. Foundling. I find the middle initials especially intriguing and make up my own names to finish them off like Nightfall's middle name of Abalone. See, there is a use for spam after all.





yours, Pete

I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.

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stephen_gusterson

posted on 10/4/05 at 10:41 AM Reply With Quote
ive been getting those same emails i think. get a bigger dick, get drugs to keep it up, learn how to get women in order to make the first two items justifyable.

annoying tosh.

atb

steve






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gazza285

posted on 10/4/05 at 01:25 PM Reply With Quote
Favorites from todays include,

Unblocks R Philology
Denise H Internet
And Pablum P Cocktail

Special mention for Rico Singleton.

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DorsetStrider

posted on 10/4/05 at 04:48 PM Reply With Quote
does anyone else get the one about...."Get a university diploma!"?

hey here's a thought if I wanted a university diploma I'd go to university!!!! go figure!





Who the f**K tightened this up!

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clbarclay

posted on 11/4/05 at 03:25 PM Reply With Quote
The "Get a university diploma!" is from the goverment, wanting everybody to got to degrees. Then there would be no blue collar workers left to become redundant.






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stephen_gusterson

posted on 11/4/05 at 08:45 PM Reply With Quote
i got an email from


From Subject Received
Vegetarian P. Sinking FW: Detailed book on how to make woemn to have real orgasm Mon 11/04/2005 16:28


expert with women, crap speller.

almost like myself



atb

steve






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stephen_gusterson

posted on 12/4/05 at 09:30 PM Reply With Quote
today i got

liverpool f beagle

and

ancestress l confessor



atb

steve






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Peteff

posted on 12/4/05 at 11:19 PM Reply With Quote
Fishhook V. Microbe

My best one yet, this is getting to be addictive. There could be a series based on this. It's like an alternative reality series thing.





yours, Pete

I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.

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thekafer

posted on 12/4/05 at 11:48 PM Reply With Quote
At least theres no I.P. Freily, ......





I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy...

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stephen_gusterson

posted on 13/4/05 at 08:50 PM Reply With Quote
just checked my deleted folder, and there's

snipers e schooner
lusitania r degeneracy
prefecture g proceeding
maven l stallone
scalar r inquiries
cull p leonardo



i think i need to get mr


furkoff n die

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gazza285

posted on 14/4/05 at 08:46 AM Reply With Quote
Bit poor today, Fogged A Counterpanes was the best.

Two late entries,
Capitulation K Pnuemonia.
Bob Pope.

[Edited on 14/4/05 by gazza285]

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Big Stu

posted on 14/4/05 at 09:52 PM Reply With Quote
IS there anyway to filter these E-mails?
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gazza285

posted on 14/4/05 at 09:58 PM Reply With Quote
McAfee Spamkiller amongst others.
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Peteff

posted on 14/4/05 at 11:38 PM Reply With Quote
McAfee D. Spamkiller

I thought he was one of the main culprits





yours, Pete

I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.

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DaveFJ

posted on 15/4/05 at 08:01 AM Reply With Quote
how about these?

Poet J. devote

and the intriguing

Fictitions V. Authorizations







Dave

"In Support of Help the Heroes" - Always

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Peteff

posted on 28/4/05 at 09:03 AM Reply With Quote
Two more classics today

Lording J. Underbelly and Punjabi U. Whistle. I got a Bengazi M. Deserted as well but I'm getting a bit picky these days. .





yours, Pete

I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.

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