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Hellfire

posted on 12/10/05 at 05:24 PM Reply With Quote
The Retired

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into town and went to a shop in Lake Street. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on mate, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres. So I called him a piece of dog shit. He finished the second ticket and
put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't give a shit. I came into town by bus. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age.







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flak monkey

posted on 12/10/05 at 05:47 PM Reply With Quote
LMAO





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Cita

posted on 12/10/05 at 09:13 PM Reply With Quote

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Cita

posted on 13/10/05 at 09:07 PM Reply With Quote
Keep reading it over and over again!!!
Simply brilliant!!

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Confused but excited.

posted on 12/11/05 at 10:23 PM Reply With Quote
YES!
Why should these young buggers have all the fun?
You could well be my new hero.

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