pauldm
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 posted on 10/11/05 at 08:18 PM |
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those traffic cops .....
My mate was holidaying in Spain last week & ended up falling asleep whist sunbathing luckily he had a tshirt on but the upshot was that his arms
were scorched. Driving back to his hotel from the beach he had a brainwave. He draped both arms with some alcohol wipes he had stashed in the glove
compartment which had a great cooling effect on the burns. Though lighting a fag five minutes later resulted in the wipes instantaneously igniting! He
rapidly swatted the flames out but unfortunately the cops three cars behind him spotted his erratic driving & pulled him over. After explaining
what happened they STILL charged him. 
With.....
Wait for it.....
"Possesion of firearms!"
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CommanderAce
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| posted on 10/11/05 at 08:50 PM |
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ahhh! The punage! it hurts!
Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads!
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