flak monkey
|
| posted on 28/4/06 at 03:35 PM |
|
|
Prize Winning Toast...
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night"
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize
the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell
asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
Sera
http://www.motosera.com
|
|
|
|
|
donut
|
| posted on 28/4/06 at 04:08 PM |
|
|
Superb! 
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
|
|
|
Confused but excited.
|
| posted on 28/4/06 at 06:46 PM |
|
|
LOVE IT !
Tell them about the bent treacle edges!
|
|
|
zenarcher
|
| posted on 4/5/06 at 06:26 PM |
|
|
Like it
|
|
|
omega0684
|
| posted on 5/5/06 at 01:09 AM |
|
|
made me chuckle dave! top draw....
I love Pinto's, even if i did get mine from P&O!
|
|
|
