donut
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Life... efiL
Now here's a thought...........................
I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, you know,
start out dead, get it out of the way. You wake up in an
old age home, feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too
healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold
watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to
enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous (hey, you've
only got a few years left, what's the big deal)? and you get ready for High
School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months
floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service
on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then you finish off as an orgasm!
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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Scotty
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| posted on 2/6/06 at 03:43 PM |
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there's a lot of truth to that - red dwarf did it too - the drawback was going to the toilet - backwards !!
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scotty g
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| posted on 3/6/06 at 07:21 AM |
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and what about Santa, that evil git that sneaks down the chimney every year and swipes all your favourite toys, what a Basta*d.
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Scotty
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| posted on 3/6/06 at 07:26 AM |
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and the wife ....... start by hating her, get to love her (and lots more sex  ) and then... SHE LEAVES YOU!
bitch!
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omega 24 v6
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| posted on 3/6/06 at 07:46 AM |
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And what about the kitcar. You start of with a beatiful, fast ,built with pride mahine and end up with a rusty old Ford Sierra.
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brynhamlet
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| posted on 3/6/06 at 08:12 AM |
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Oh S**t not a rusty Sierra
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donut
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| posted on 3/6/06 at 09:41 AM |
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Good points lads. Don't sound so good now does it
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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