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DorsetStrider

posted on 5/7/06 at 01:42 PM Reply With Quote
F'in BMW drivers!

Driving to the office this morning on the motorway, I looked over to
my
right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 miles per hour
with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her
eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!

It scared me (and this coming from a bloke...) so much that I dropped
my
electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my
knees
against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which
fell
into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM
AND THE TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette
out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL.


F E R K I N G WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!





Who the f**K tightened this up!

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OX

posted on 5/7/06 at 02:37 PM Reply With Quote
lol
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donut

posted on 5/7/06 at 02:39 PM Reply With Quote
like it!!





Andy

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/

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JoelP

posted on 5/7/06 at 02:49 PM Reply With Quote
rotflmao imagining a guy trying to drive with a butty, a shaver, a phone, a cig and a hot drink on the go Ive tried the phone and sandwich one before but that takes the buscuit!
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Confused but excited.

posted on 5/7/06 at 08:22 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by JoelP
but that takes the buscuit!

Aren't you supposed to eat them on public transport? :





Tell them about the bent treacle edges!

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