RazMan
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posted on 18/8/06 at 05:13 PM |
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Mid Life Crisis?
When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a
sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not
holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be
living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.
Aren't older women great. They really know to solve your mid-life crises....
Cheers,
Raz
When thinking outside the box doesn't work any more, it's time to build a new box
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omega0684
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posted on 18/8/06 at 08:28 PM |
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you wife seems to know where to hit you where it hurts mike
got to give her top marks for wit tho!
I love Pinto's, even if i did get mine from P&O!
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Peteff
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posted on 19/8/06 at 08:12 AM |
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Did she also mention that the guy she had then used to manage 3 or 4 times a night.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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Confused but excited.
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posted on 19/8/06 at 01:52 PM |
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Man! That was harsh.
Tell them about the bent treacle edges!
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marcyboy
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posted on 19/8/06 at 05:27 PM |
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another radio 2 listener...lol
bloody togg's
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